The Standard Disclaimer
Scott & Kristy Nilsson:
Copyright © 1994-2007-02-03
by Scott & Kristy Nilsson
Please see full Copyright Notice
and Thank You at the bottom.
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Thank you: special thanks to S. Morris, for
initiating The Standard Disclaimer thread. It has been much enjoyed and
appreciated, and we hope you enjoy the evolution.
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Copyright © 1994 - 2007-02-03
by Scott & Kristy Nilsson - 2nilssons.com. All rights reserved.
Revised: 02/03/07 17:26:04 -0500.