The Standard Disclaimer

Scott & Kristy Nilsson: www.2nilssons.com

Copyright © 1994-2007-03-24 by Scott & Kristy Nilsson

Please see full Copyright Notice and Thank You at the bottom.

No Smoking

If we see smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate measures.

Caveat Emptor.  We have provided this site and links to other sites because they contain information that may be of interest to our visitors.  2nilssons does not necessarily endorse the views expressed or the facts presented on this site or linked-sites.  Further, 2nilssons does not endorse any views or products that may be seen or linked on this site.

Quotes are attributed only insofar as they are generally accepted and ascribed on the internet community, with no citations offered, and no representations otherwise made - with the exception of quotes attributed to us on the pages of this site (for better or worse). 

2nilssons is not affiliated with any political party or cult.

We don't claim 2nilssons is good for anything.  The performance of 2nilssons is not our responsibility.  If the site fails, or doesn't work, we are sorry for your inconvenience.  If site failure causes financial loss, we are sorry for your financial loss.  We avail ourselves of the right to do the absolute minimum provided by law, up to and including nothing.

2nilssons is meant for educational purposes only, contains no solicitations, and does not contain or constitute legal, medical or marital advice.

No purchase necessary.  Price does not include taxes.  This is not an offer to sell securities.  No foreign coins.  List each check separately by bank number.   Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.  Use other side for additional listings.  Be sure each item is properly endorsed.  Check here if tax deductible.  Your cancelled check is your receipt.  No warranty expressed or implied.

Make all checks payable to: "2nilssons.com".

We do not carry cash.

Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery.  Process promptly.  Place stamp here.  Drop in any mailbox.  Do not stamp.  No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.  Postage will be paid by addressee.  Post office will not deliver without postage.  Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.

Add toner.

All items on this site other than historical facts involve risks and uncertainties and are subject to change at any time.  2nilssons is based upon detailed assumptions about many important factors such as site demand, general conditions, financial developments and competitive activities.  While 2nilssons believes its assumptions are reasonable, it cautions that there are inherent difficulties in predicting the impact of certain factors, especially those affecting timing and magnitude of performance, which could cause actual results to differ materially from predicted results. 

Use this site only as directed.   For office use only.  For recreational use only.  Apply only to affected area - subject to approval - and - void where prohibited.  If condition persists, consult your physician.

Safe for human consumption.

No user-serviceable parts inside.  Some assembly required.  Batteries not included.  Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.  If slow pumping occurs, replace nozzle and try again.  For off-road use only.  No alcohol, dogs or horses.  Do not run the horses.  At participating locations only.  Some equipment shown is optional.  Replace with same type.

Call toll free before digging.  Beware of falling rocks.  Slippery when wet.  Beware of dog.  Fire arms prohibited.  Defend your right to bear arms. 

Deer crossing.

Edited for 2nilssons.  May be too intense for some viewers.  Not recommended for children.  Approved for veterans.  Simulated picture.  Prerecorded for this time zone.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.  As seen on TV.

No open toe shoes allowed.  Appropriate attire must be worn.  Men's shirts must have sleeves and a collar.  Black tie.  One size fits all.  Colors may, in time, fade.  Many suitcases look alike.

Skirts must cover the knee.

Proper undergarments must be worn.

Sanitized for your protection.  First pull up, then pull down.  Reproduction strictly prohibited.  Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.  Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.  Penalty for private use.

Do not disturb.

Do not push the button more than once.

No passes accepted for this engagement.  You must be present to win.  Employees and their families are not eligible.  Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.  Lost ticket pays maximum rate.  Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.  Please list at least two alternate dates.

Not the Beatles.

Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.  Keep away from fire or flame.  Use only in well-ventilated area.  Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.    Freshest if eaten before date on container.   No MSG unless otherwise specified.  Restaurant package, not for resale.  Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.  Contents may settle during shipment.  Avoid contact with skin.

Please control your children.  No running near pool.  No diving.  We don't swim in your toilet, please don't pee in our pool.

This life is a test.   It is only a test.  If it were a real life, you would have received instructions on where to go and what to do.

This supersedes all previous notices.  Subject to change without notice.

If you have questions, suggestions or feedback regarding this site, take a hike.

DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE.

Sign here without admitting guilt: _____________________________________

FREE RIDE in a POLICE CAR!

if you shoplift from this site - OR -
if you forged your spouse's or parent's or another's signature in order to gain
unauthorized access to this site - OR -
if you fail to observe the above, agreed-upon stipulations,
insist on employing abusive language or behavior,
take excessive advantage of the opportunities afforded by 2nilssons.com,
fail to pay promptly and in full - OR -
if you violate any of the laws, statutes, regulations or requirements of the Codes of Federal Regulations, the Official Code of Georgia Annotated, Fulton County Georgia, the Geneva Convention, The International Red Cross or Smokey the Bear.

Remember: only YOU can prevent forest fires!

This site and any litigation resulting therefrom is and shall be governed by the State of Georgia.

2nilssons is an equal opportunity site, and does not discriminate based on age, color, creed, disability, faith, familial status, gender, handicap, health, national origin, orientation, race, religion, sex or sexual preference.

Thank you: special thanks to S. Morris, for initiating The Standard Disclaimer thread.  It has been much enjoyed and appreciated, and we hope you enjoy the evolution.

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Copyright Notice

All photographs, graphic images, artwork and written material on this site are copyrighted by either Scott Nilsson, Kristy Nilsson or Scott & Kristy Nilsson, or by others - whether or not they are attributed to other authorship and may not be copied, reproduced or otherwise distributed without the written permission of the authors.  Any work by others appearing on this site is for reference purposes only: ALL WORKS ARE COPYRIGHT PROTECTED BY AND FOR THEIR RESPECTIVE AUTHORS.  Some of the trademarks appearing or mentioned on this site appear for identification purposes only.  Copyright © 1994 - 2007-03-24  by Scott & Kristy Nilsson - 2nilssons.com.  All rights reserved.  Revised: 03/24/07 14:55:13 -0500.